Character bio: https://www.weasyl.com/character/9779

(To the tune of Sir Elton John's "Made In England")

I was made in Hoenn, off the shores of Lilycove

I had a not-there father, have a love-me blind mother

I had Kyogre, Groudon and Rayquaza

Dry 'n' sweet Starf fruit and an island of bitterness

Oh, I was made in Hoenn

Oh, I was made in Hoenn

I was made in Hoenn off the shores of Lilycove

Face down on a playground next to my twin brother

Got a bloody nose for love of Rock and Roll

Give me that sweet Starf fruit, can do without that old bitterness

Oh, I was made in Hoenn

Oh, I was made in Hoenn

I was made in Hoenn, like a wayward Treeko

But one summer I hit Kanto, wearing a angst-weighted skirt

They saw in me a scandal, so here's the second of my three fingers

Seventeen years of pain, but still I'll be breathing through

Oh, I was made in Hoenn

Oh, I was made in Hoenn

If you're made in Hoenn, you're built to last

You can still say 'skirt boy' and everybody laughs

But the joke's on you, I'm a 'mon who will go far

Two-Eight-Two all the way, I stand proud as a Gardevoir

Oh, I was made in Hoenn

Oh, I was made in Hoenn

Yeah this one and the Floritt pic (https://www.weasyl.com/view/104218) are part of a set I never finished. Maybe someday~