Sinj: "Hey, Bors, I brought your buttplugs back... hey, who is this cute human lass?"

Christina: "Uh..."

Sinj: "You're pretty sexy... even with that weird human nose, I love what you've done with your hair! You know, my wife has hair... just... like... that..."

Bors: "As I'm sure you have now figured out upon trailing off there, this IS your wife, Sinj."

Christina: "Bors lent me one of the polymorph rings that Sabine used when they were on Earth. Well, what do you think? Is the nose really that weird?"

Sinj: "Well, compared to that cute bunny nose you used to have, it is a bit jarring."

Christina: "I can work on it. We go have sex now?"

Sinj: "Mkay. I'll be borrowing your buttplugs a while longer, Bors."

Bors: "...yeah, you take your time with those, Sinj."