He really doesn't like it. Why is no one helping him?!

This year I decided obnoxious gold sparkling Photoshop text was the way forward, and just like last year if you haven't received the real deal you'll never quite understand its true sparkling glory. However I have changed the tinsel slightly in the digital version because I still care for you guys and I want you to know just how beautiful it is.

This card was dedicated in loving memory of my lovely dog Poppy, who I once also wrapped in tinsel and she loved it and didn't hate me for it.

Does America even have tinsel?