... so now you have NO EXCUSE.

This year it occurred to me that some jerks were giving wildly inappropriate gifts to foxes, such as six-pack can holders, which their faces can get tangled up in, vodka which can be too much for their soft little livers to handle, and bubblegum which loses its flavour almost immediately.

So I took it upon myself to provide each of my wonderful Christmas card recipients with an EDUCATION. These three gifts would satisfy even the most stubborn of foxes, and if you're on a budget, you can even fashion a snout cozy out of an old glove. As an additional bonus it may still have some handsmell left inside.

MERRY CHRISTMAS.