Commissioned by Rezzer!

You've seen his face, you know his name. Rezzer's suave, dangerous smile adorns countless household products on every single Core World, selling everything from defabricators to inertial gel, from xenophylactics to metaspread. He's been able to coast for over a decade now on sponsorships alone. Nobody can really say for sure just what it is about him that's so irresistible and charismatic, but his sponsors certainly aren't about to question it. The effect is so curiously perfect and pervasive that even publicity images of him can make you want to buy something. If Rezzer ever wanted to take over the galaxy, it wouldn't be that difficult in his position. Who knows? Of course, the joke is that maybe he already has...