Curiously, the tiniest and hungriest plant in my wee little garden prefers plumbers to zombies, but that's okay. ^_^;

Besides, Pirahna Plants are adorable, handy anti-theft devices seldom seen outside the Mushroom Kingdom. This one is growing out of a planter, not a pipe, but don't tell him. (I hear they sometimes leap out of their planters and give chase when angry, and I don't wanna get chomped!)

Super Sculpy clay and acrylic paints, with satin-finish varnish.
Dime provided for size reference. Yes, he is wee.