We don't want zombies on our lawn!
Being an apartment dweller myself, I can appreciate the frustration of not having a lawn to keep zombies off of. Thankfully, thanks to gumdrop technology and some incredibly tiny terra cotta pots, we can now keep zombies off our desks, cubicles, dashboards, shadowboxes, and all kinds of other lawn-free areas currently unprotected by courageous gardens.
...Give most people a set of tiny, 1/2" terra cotta pots, and they'll create lovely dollhouse flora. Give me said items, and you'll get tiny, zombie-repelling warriors. ^_^; When I couldn't find more tiny terra cotta pots, I located even TINIER wooden pots - and CLEARLY the only logical course of action was to create the tiny zombie-battling mushrooms from the Plants vs. Zombies "Night" levels.
(Had lots of fun with pearlescent paints on the Hypno-shroom. It does not photograph well, but looks appropriately trippy.)
Super Sculpy clay and acrylic paints, with satin-finish varnish.
Dime provided for size reference. Yes, they are wee.
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