Perhaps you all remember the surfer and shark lady from this piece: https://www.weasyl.com/~jehauri/submissions/720766/jumped-the-shark-by-spunky ?

Well, after his recovery, she was still deeply apologetic and managed to coax him out on a date with her. A little wine, some soft music, a chance to get to know each other better... what could be more romantic?

Right about now he's thinking of excusing himself to the restroom and making his escape through the window. But there isn't a window. Good luck, you two lovebirds!

Art by the always amazing Spunky, who happily accepted my commission even though it took me FIVE YEARS to get around to it, and did a magnificent job. More to follow, and I promise I won't make you wait so long this time.