When they first got me, I was a lithe 200 pounds. Bouncing off the walls all day, too! But things slowly changed. My owners fed me well. Might more than I was used to having! I didn't think much about it when my gut poked out from under my legs. Or when running got too tiring for me. Or when it started to get hard to waddle... Now they won't even take me out on walks any more. But it's okay! I get to be a centerpiece in their room. They love me! They must if they give me my usual 12 meals a day. And they give me so much love and attention. Heck, they even replaced my poor old snapped collar with a pretty green belt! It's nice, being a pampered pet...

This was a raffle prize from the amazing MistyMistmi! I think I have a new favourite blob artist, everyone... Ooooh, I already want to commission more from them. Gosh!