Assumed Name: Saint Robin Winters

Location: Midwest USA

Rating: 1.21 Jiggle-watts

Stats:

STR - 3/10

AGI - 9/10

DEF - 8/10

INT - 6/10

SPC - 2/10

Special Abilities/Techniques: Mass Gravity Driver Punch, Aloha Baby Drop-Kick, Dairy Bracer (injuries healed by drinking milk), Sure-Kill: Flying Spiral Suplex

"A very direct individual, has the tendency to approach opponents with great speed and immediately pummel them without hesitation the moment they fall within arms' reach. Also, never looks both ways before crossing the street."

Simply put, I'm complicated.

It isn't hard to make me happy - a cool milkshake on a warm day, a long walk on a nature trail, or a call from a friend who just wants to play mind-melting video games. I live a fairly simple life, meditate daily, drink a lot of milk, and try to find something positive about every day.

But man, I'm weird. As a wanderer and adventurer, I'm a warrior, an explorer, and a proponent of negotiation by use of headbutts. I'm a fighter, not a lover, yet a lover of fine foods, travel, and activity that involves words like 'gallivanting', 'spelunking', and 'experience points'.

Oh, and I'm also one of those strange 'expansion'-lovers; y'know, one of those nuts who likes it when things inflate, stretch, swell, and generally are made to grow to exaggerated shapes.

In closing, I'd say that if I were asked for advice on life in general, I'd say that you should never be afraid to step out beyond your hometown and see the world, but never go too far that you can't see the way back home.