Hello, and welcome to my lair!

I am a lion and my name is Jake, with the slightly ironic nickname of Hammerfist. I like stuff... If you actually give a damn, shoot me a PM or add me on any of the plentiful messengers I'm on (YIM, Skype, GTalk, Steam). I'm always delighted to meet and talk to new people.

As far as my contributions to the site go, I'll post music/stories/artwork that I produce when I deem the results presentable, but I don't anticipate that happening very often. I'm a much better consumer than producer. On that note, I'm a damn good reader and a better editor than most. If you'd like help on that front, shoot me a PM and I'll help out as much as I can.

Have fun!