J.A.N.E.T. (The Jech-Aufman Nubile Erotic Trainer) is the heavy munitions expert and large-scale robot engineer of Breach Industries. If you need a vehicle or big-ass robot suit maintained, this sardonic sentient weapons platform has you covered.

The mother of AJ, biologically (somehow) and nominal wife of Albert Breach, she was a former "pleasure bot" with a programming and hardware error that gave her a strong desire for precisely engineered violence through heavy weaponry. She could not achieve those goals in her original body, and at the behest of Albert, who discovered her in a lineup of other misfit droids, was transferred into a military-grade combat android. She is much happier now that she is capable of mass destruction, but has strangely found more joy in using her knowledge and experience to help others do the same.