Eugh! Figures as much! Koori spent about a week trying to convince me that freerunning was a viable method of locomotion rather than, you know, elasticating my limbs and zipping about. And with the very first vault I preform, my hat gets blown off! I made doubly sure my ears were folded in such a matter that it would inhibit just such an event. Needless to say I ended up as a black puddle in an alleyway trying to protect my poor hat from being damaged. It’s going to take a boatload of vodka before I’ll be coerced into doing that again. Either that or some safety pins…

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