Oh dearie me darling, did I just bump into something? Excuse me but that was very rude

If you build things lower than my stomach how am I supposed to eat them?

I can hardly bend over at my MASSIVE size

You'll have to send in the airlifting helicopters again, the big ones, yes the nice tasty ones with plenty of pilots inside

Fatty? What do you mean fatty?

I'M SO THIN AND BEAUTIFUL

Artwork (c) saintdraconis

Colours (c) rovdyr

Character, Lady Kubwa (c) giraffezilla