Based on a sketch drawn by   hybridprojectalpha.

If Home and Away had knives, still used their 90s cameras, had mailmen, and had furries murdering each other.

Orrr you could see it as a fun innocent molestation session! :3

Also, why must they lack species?...

And yes, I did cheat with the noise/grain effect, the initial shading looked pretty tacky. Original shading here.

Edit: Replaced the image with nicer looking one, thank Wilon for reminding me to add the blush!