Sir, Do You Know How Fast You Were Going? (2016) by FluffRig

Sir, Do You Know How Fast You Were Going? (2016)

FluffRig

22 March 2017 at 14:19:10 MDT

"No."
"Well, I'm going to have to write a tic--"
"Crap!"

Di, give him a break, he's a Peregrine Falcon. Going fast is slow for them.

In other news, I got the ZomDi face! I did it! It took forever, but I finally drew it again!
It's so pudgy and cute, I wanna scream!

...dangit Di, lay off the free doughnuts... Every time you lift up, your shirt gets untucked...
Okay, I'm saying that to deaf ears, she's just going to eat more.

I wonder if she's enjoying her job. I mean, she gets to go around and catch perps, solve murders, give tickets, and chase and beat squirrels (if they're "bad", of course)! Look, those squirrels had it coming, okay! ...alright, I got in trouble the last time I did it...

...is he offering me doughnuts? ... rips up ticket
You're lucky I'm easily bribed...

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