I keep an easily-sacrificed rug by his litter box just in case.
Had trouble deciding on a random thing for the ferret to be doing, plus was considering doing something Super Bowl related, since this was posted the day after that. Thus... seeing how many footballs he can fit into his mouth.
Transcript & merch at http://ferretwilliams.com/comic/super-smell-sunday/
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but why are his cheeks footballs