So cold, in fact, huskies there have nipples the size of dinner plates. I'd say it's an adaptation for survival, but... no. No, it isn't. It's just very, very wrong.

So wrong, in fact, that his tail has won emancipation from his shameless ass.

Inks and depletion of T-cells by Samuel Crosbie, San Diego Comic Con, 2002.

Mature, for no reason other than Shame.