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I'll Be Ready in Three Minutes... by Ettie

I'll Be Ready in Three Minutes...

Ettie

Or two if you want him al dente.


This is arguably the most savory of my pieces for the MFF art show. The concept for this honestly did start as just a desire to make the classic “condom in mouth denoting willingness/readiness for sex,” but then I thought, “but what if he actually still needed three more minutes to be ready?”

No okay that wasn’t actually my thought process! I mean the first part was true. The second part and the picture’s transformation were actually just me being a smartass who was seemingly determined to ruin the sex appeal of every one of my art show pieces with a joke instead (because that was my inspiration for joining the art show in the first place! ...I have some problems, yes I know!). Ramen flavor packets really do look a lot like condom wrappers, let's be honest. This is a natural progression of human arrogance. This is how the robots win.

Now imma level witchu. This guy started as a girl, hence the lower thiccness (I say as if he wouldn’t have been T H I C C regardless lol), but I liked the look of his flat torso way too much to put a boob on it and figured I needed at least one guy in my art show offering anyway. >3<

As for the real focus of this image, the ramen, I loved drawing that, haha. That looks waaaay too good for instant ramen though! But I mean, maybe fancying up his Top Ramen is just his way of flirting?


If you like your art as instant as your nude men, look no further than twitter.