Hard hats seem to collect stories.

This is my yellow one, the outside sides and the last picture on the bottom is the inside. A lot of the rats are inside jokes. Management went through a phase trying to get "teams" to compete. We got to pick our team names (big mistake boss) and at the end of the first week it was canceled and it was decided we all lost. I was on Team Lab Rats, I think The Pukes was legit winning at the time it was canceled and for sure nobody did less than Team Swingshit.

The inside of this one has devil jokes because all my crew are serious fundamentalist Christians and having a big Baphomet pentagram on my forehead secretly hidden from the world makes me crack up. And I think these guys are doing cool stuff: http://thesatanictemple.com/ Their antics make me laugh too.

And hey artists!
If anyone likes the idea of decorating a hard hat I'm looking to commission one that's custom painted. So let me know if that interests you.