February 27, 2015 at 21:25:56 UTC
Daily Newf 58 - CLARANCE
Clarance on his hoard of... gold... don't tell him they are actually apples.
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DingoVolf on February 27, 2015 at 22:46:55 UTC
I would send my bravest knight (a turnip) to save the fair princess (scare-crow) from the beastly dragon (dragon...) and claim it's horde of gold (apples) for my kingdom (pillow fort).
But... I ate my bravest turnip (knight).
D6016 on February 28, 2015 at 00:06:12 UTC
i'd just walk in "who are you?" "I'm a rock" "a rock with shinies?" "yes" "oh... okay" naps
DingoVolf on March 1, 2015 at 19:20:57 UTC
Naps are best, you win. :)
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DingoVolf
I would send my bravest knight (a turnip) to save the fair princess (scare-crow) from the beastly dragon (dragon...) and claim it's horde of gold (apples) for my kingdom (pillow fort).
But... I ate my bravest turnip (knight).