"It's got TEETH! BIG teeth! It's— it's— Oh, my gouda! It's TASTING ME! IT'S GONNA EAT ME!! SQUEAKY-PIE!!!"

When Spazzy-Boom starts screaming, it's best to pay attention.

Spazzy-Boom and My Little Mousie — Art © 2017 Marvin E. Fuller
The Biting Pear of Salamanca — 2006–2017 Ursula Vernon