And here we see that old dungeon crawler with a fresh outlook on life. Well "he" needs it: That Chalice of Dragon Might certainly gave "him" the power of a dragon and the youth of a maiden as well as the power to beguile men and kobolds.
In fact she's picked up a handy little tag-along who's no doubt going to be so very helpful given the prank some wizard has played: Not only as that fine set of plate armour been changed into a battle bikini, but that longsword is more of a scandalous mace, and she's going to have to take a break each day because as the old advert goes: She's Got Milk.
On the flipside, she's got some great natural armour and starting a campfire will never be difficult.
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Unfortunately a wizard still makes far more money than you do with nearly no effort.