The totally RADICAL FatalSyndrome drew this. You should check out his stuff. Seriously. Right now. Well, not right now. Look at this first. But afterwards is okay. FKJDLFJD.

https://www.weasyl.com/~fatalsyndrome

Oh, and by the way, in reference to the title - I totally am better than you. Can you flip a coin and smoke a cigar at the same time? PROBABLY NOT. DON'T EVEN TRY IT BECAUSE YOU'LL FAIL.

Only I can do it. ME. :P