Ya know what? I wasn't going to post this. This was just going to be a drawing I made for myself. But when I saw someone snootily claim that having non-straight characters in stories was unimportant and stupid (among other mind-bogglingly foolish things), I decided to post it out of spite. So you people get this! Spite is a wonderful motivator at times.
Mikko was going to be in this too but he didn't fit. Maybe next year.