I am a very canine-like lizard. I'm friendly and bouncy, love to get pets and scritches and belly-rubs, pant, trot around on all fours quite often... <3 But, the problem with liking those things is how you end up competing for such with other canine-like creatures. Especially...well, canines themselves!

Dr. Deadman's dog quite loved getting attention from others... aggressively so. The pup was also quite territorial, often snapping at me whenever I tried to get little love myself, whenever I visited Deadman's home. As you can imagine, this annoyed me more and more and more. Until one day, as I arrived there for another visit, I noticed the dog snoozing happily away in its front yard doghouse, butt facing outward, and quite unalert...

Well, I'm not one to pass up an opportunity, and I WAS more than a little hungry...! The snoozing pooch hardly even noticed as it slid smoothly down my wet and stretchy throat feet-first. Soon I was nibbling casually on the nylon leash, a final gulp sending the dog's snout down my gullet with the rest of it.

I trotted away contently as I swallowed down the rest of the leash for good measure, dragging my round and heavy gut across the soft grass as I went. <3 It was time to cut my visit short, but it certainly had not been one without benefits...!

This was drawn up by   DrDeadman, starring Deadman himself,   christykitsune as the unintentional scapegoat to my vorish actions, and Deadman's own dog that he has irl. :3 'Poor' pup!