When   CalamityWatermelon mentioned he had baked me a VERY special cake for my birthday, I was very eager to see it! Perhaps I should've given more thought to how carefully he held the cake box away from himself after lifting the lid - or the evil smirk sitting on the side of his snout - but who can blame me for being overly excited when there was cake involved?

I was just about to peer into the box when my face was hit with a long string of slimy, drooly...icing?! I gasped as the cake quite animatedly popped out of the box and roared down at me, the frightening dessert parting its bready 'maw' in a very HUNGRY expression... O.O;

"See? I told you it was a special cake." Calamity allowed himself to smile fully now, watching as the cake bore down on me. "I'm quite certain you'll make a delicious orange cream layer on this fella's 'waistline', once he's done with you!"

The sugary monster chomped its sweet lips around my head and shoulders, soon drawing me completely into its soft center... I hardly put up much of a fight, as I was still trying to process just what the heck was going on! o3o;

...Not that figuring that out really mattered once that cake was done with me. Calamity's evil plan had worked out just as he had said, and I was soon reduced to a goopy mix of orangey cream! =O

On the plus side...you could say I'd never been sweeter than I was now. ^^;

This was a very out-of-left-field present...but that's simply what makes it awesome. <3 Kudos and thanks to   CalamityWatermelon for drawing this surprise birthday gift!