Head Off
Adapted from “Lights Out” (Rick Astley/Andrew Frampton)
In this crowded hall I’ve been roaming ’round
My vision starts to fade
And exhaustion’s creeping up on me again
Gotta find myself a fursuit lounge
Where I can find some rest
Better get there quick—it’s just around the bend
’Cause I can’t take my head off now
They’ll see my face
No, I can’t take my head off now
The magic breaks
And everyone will see
Humiliating me
All over, all over again
So I can’t take my head off, take my head off
(Take my head off)
There are sweat-soaked socks sticking to my calves
I’ve been out way too long
And it feels just like I’m overheating too
’Cause it’s hard to stop for photographs
When I am not so strong
Now I’m nauseous—feel like I could spew
And I can’t take my head off now
They’ll see my face
No, I can’t take my head off now
The magic breaks
And everyone will see
Humiliating me
All over, all over again
No, I can’t take my head off, take my head off
(Take my head off)
It’s so hard—keep it on
It’s so hard—gotta go
It’s so hard—keep it on
Gotta go, gotta go
I can’t take my head off now
They’ll see my face
I can’t take my head off now
The magic breaks
And everyone will see
Humiliating me
All over, all over again
So I can’t take my head off, take my head off
So I can’t take my head off, take my head off
Adapted from “Lights Out” by Rick Astley and Andrew Frampton.
When a fursuiter exceeds one’s limits at a convention and is en route to a designated oasis, but unwisely insists on keeping character every step of the way. Remember, your health and safety are the top priority.
Born of a suggestion by StratosfearTully during BucktownTiger’s Shopwreckers stream.
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This is hilarious! XD Genius I tell you!