I am a retired, widowed, 60 year old male, stoner, Hippy. I am obsessed with primitive tribal cultures and self sufficiency. I own my mother's 80 acre farm that I recently inherited. I am in the process of fixing it up to live in. Next week the Carrerra Marble arrives from Italy and the guilt coverings are being worked on by the workmen now. Soon the mink upholstery on my 17th Century furniture will be finished, and the polar bear skin canopy on my bed, which used to be Napoleon Bonaparte's bed, is almost completed. I just got my custom made billiard table with genuine Mammoth tusk ivory balls, which is next to my indoor swimming pool and fully stocked bar with 12 beer taps. Come see me sometime! I'll give you a taste of the simple country life!