Finally I got my shit together and made a good reference for this bugger.

Basically, Guard (or his Slovenian name - Garda) is my mascot, and I often draw myself as him when I don't feel like drawing humans.

Technically he has no gender, since I don't draw his genitals (which I did by my previous mascot. Goodman), but I called him by male pronouns since day 1, so that's how it'll remain.

I also finally drew a nice, clear reference of his necklace and body type (which is basically a honey badger body, but y'know)

I just noticed I forgot to remove the hometown joke, but I am way too lazy to do so now, so yeah, he now comes from the 5th circle of hell - the circle of sloth and wrath, which apply to me/him very well.

You can also see a playlist of his/mine themesongs and three personality traits.

And that's pretty much it.

Draw him.