I want to post this here too :P
I'm bored and tired so I made this. While typing this I was saying it in my head as if someone was talking to me like I'm stupid. (which I am)
I've probably spelt stuff wrong in this but I don't really care right now
I've got a toyhouse for Red which I am going to try and add more too at some point :P
https://toyhou.se/1527845.red