Introducing my new holiday-themed character, Rudi! Don't let the glowing nose fool you, she's not a familiar, and has no relation to Rudolph. Actually, Rudi is just a nickname. Only her friends know her real name~

She may look like a wonderful, happy soul, but as with most things about her, there's more to this reindeer lass than you expect at first glance. She's not delivering presents in place of Santa. Technically, we call this "breaking and entering", and "hiding people's gifts and replacing them with joke gifts". She's not above stealing them, but that just wouldn't fit her special sort of Christmas spirit. It's not about seeing the joy on the giftee's faces and knowing the warmth your kindness has brought to a family's lives... ew, not at all. It's also not about seeing the terror on their face when a live snake crawls out of the package once it's opened, either! It's about knowing the chaos and disappointment that you've brought to their day by replacing that kid's monster truck with a dildo will be theirs, and theirs alone to share in. Even though you never get to see the results of your actions, simply knowing what feelings you've brought into this world is enough to make you feel better than any gift you could receive.

So if you see a black gift under the tree this year, steel yourself for a very Rudi Christmas~