"I exist on the verge of many worlds, but I belong in none. I am many things, most of which even I don't understand. Reality is a wholly intangible concept to me. The laws that govern your everyday life are a passing curiosity in mine. I am neither great, nor powerful. I am just me.
And I wouldn't have it any other way."

Story behind this one: I drew the world's most boring speedpaint so I ruined it for fun. :> Original: http://i.imgur.com/J8Bitga.png