This is loosely based on some shenanigans I've been up to recently with :linkTechnic:, who coaxed me into some extremely self-indulgent RP. Typically, it's a poor idea to give any Balina the means to improve herself, and giving her one of those magic smartphones is just asking for trouble, but sometimes you need to do something a little crazy.
Tech is also responsible for getting me to think along more spidery lines, and this isn't the last time you're going to see a moof with some of those themes on her...