Chalice of the Bone Meal
A nameless warlord, upset that he could not actually drink from the blood of his enemies from their own skulls, had this golden vessel created to use instead. Legends hold that it became saturated with the souls of the thousands killed during his reign, as their blood was mixed with wine and served during celebrations. Any alcohol drunk from the chalice tastes like an ideal version of itself, the spirits of the cup infusing the spirits in the cup.

Up until recently, it was the most prized possession of Ulfrich the Unheeding, one of many petty tyrants the Balbarian put down in her travels. It is seen here being put to its favored use, making stale mead taste like the finest ambrosia. Sadly, it can't do much about the quality of the rest of the food, but she never was one to turn down free food. Victory feasts are always the best part of liberating a town, next to the money.

Art: Teaselbone (original)