This is a bit of an old piece; I was surprised to see I hadn't uploaded it previously, from what I can tell. This essentially focuses around the line of "When pigs fly". Kaw got into a fight with someone, and when offered a chance to surrender and join them, he used that euphemism...which as he's finding out, doesn't work too well in a world with active magic.

Similarly, never say "Bite Me" to a lycanthrope.

Art by   catmonkshiro
Kawheek copyright me.