alright time to start porting. this is a year old but tragically i still consider that recent enough to put it here and not sequester it away in a folder marked 'older stuff' which i may do for older stuff.

anyway. at some point delightful bird friend emeraldskies became a dad. i forget how. it wasn't through the usual process of fathering a child, i think it was done by twitter decree. but i forget the details. the important part was that dadskies got illustrated in his sage-advice-giving, oil-change-teaching splendor