Ahoy, pirate otters be comin' t' steal all o' your fish and plunder your booty, shiver me timbers!
So I've always been a pirate person. And when I saw my boy had commissioned a ninja picture, I knew what I needed to do. Thus, a piratey Alkali! YARRR! :D
This super awesome picture is from a super awesome otter, https://www.weasyl.com/~kaputotter.
Yo ho ho, and all that stuff!