"You there! Vicious sea dragon!"

"Hunh? Oh, this is rich."

"Unhand her, fell beast!"

"Come on, shoo. I'm eating here."

"That's Princess Thalassa you have in your mouth!"

"Okay... And?"

"And... and I will slay you!"

"Okay. Fine. We'll fight. Just a second." GULP "There. Okay, I'm ready. Where were we?"

"..."

Starring YoukaiChan's Sea Dragon Monster-Boy, Alek, who has a taste for mermaids. Really, who doesn't?

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30 Days of Monster-Boys 15: Dragon