A big star isn't much without his fan base. Sure, I'll always have my good looks, raw talent, and incredible charm, but without a cheering populous to wave that in front of, then what point is there? Luckily I've got a way of attracting people. They quite literally flock to my presence, overwhelmed by how cool I am. Also I think they might think I'm their mamma? It's hard to tell with all this peeping.

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