Being a professional antagonist is a rewarding career. You get to bring endless misery to obnoxious and annoying predators, and... I'm having trouble of coming up with more, but that's all you really need. One other advantage to the job, however, is it trains you for other work you might not even realize you could accomplish. I'm not really allowed to say what my current contract is, but I'm sure you can take a guess. Let's just say I'm going at it with my own personal sense of style.
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