Hello earthlings can you tell me
what is this strawberry?
chimes and dimes are strange to me
an upside teatime melody

you'll never understand strawberries
until you open your mind
take a journey on a psychic goat
ride the walrus of time

cack and wood and fancy clothes
squirted through a loosend hose
don't know what I'm doing here
can't quite feel my nose

you'll never understand strawberries
until you open your mind
invoke the power of some curtain rails
images of god in pine

far left feminism put in place
sex change definition right up in my face
pots and places agonised faces
wearing chain mail, melting maces

you'll never understand strawberries
until you open your mind
take a journey on a psychic goat
ride the walrus of time
soft sad sanctions, satisfying slip
trained to titilate, tart tasty trip
where was walter when wendy wandered west
such simple somethings sucking strawberry zest

you'll never understand strawberries
until you open your mind
I might sound crazy but I'm making sense
so let's
plot geometric lines

Featuring Mr Johnson