Past the teeth, over the gums, look out stomach, here I come. It seem's I have arrived and the stomach is oh so welcoming.

Gurgle....Blorp....Glurrrrrrnnnn...Blurp

Sorry not Sorry to disappoint; I don't do the whole "digestion" thing, being semi-submerged in stomach liquids only feels like I'm sitting in a pool of carbonated water. Once all the fizz is done, I'll be on my way back up, safe and sound thanks to the power of regurgitation.

Whoever ate me would have to be a big guy considering I fit comfortably within his stomach thus theorizing that I do not leave any outside visible bulge (unless he happens to be really satisfied with himself upon consuming me) -budum tsss.