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Matelk

Mike / 36 / Male / Nowhere Pleasant

I was MERELY PRETENDING
Commissions: Closed
Trades: Closed
Requests: Closed
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hoopajoop

Man. I don't have the energy left to do anything. Or even to WANT to do anything. I done burnt out my soul's furnace, or somethin'.

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I should clarify

I've had fun and like most of you but i still don't think I really advanced as a person. Sorry! I think I don't have anything left.

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a realisation

my time in this community has only served to hamstring me in all respects. it has been a waste.

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I was gonna post sketches

But there's some fuckstick who thinks it's flattering to yank them off the page and make f-list profiles so I dunno anymore! Man, no wonder nobody likes furries.

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done drawing for now

I'M DONE Obviously I didn't actually complete my queue. Sorry to people who were waiting, but there's a reason I try not to take payment preemptively. Basically: whenever I go to use my tablet or start drawing, 99% of the time all I think is "I would rather be doing something else." So, I'm out. So…

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COLONY -- er I mean PORN DROP

Mass submitting adult content, I'm always afraid I'll slip and forget to mark one adult and everyone will LAUGH! I can never remember who's got a Weasyl page or not so if I just threw up a commission for you and you're on this website, let me know so I can send you a collection and edit you into th…

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Commissions opening! [closed]

OKAY. Wow. Hooooo boy this gets real now. Rules and regulations and what have you follows. 1. Commissions are priced $25/character, with minor variation. $25 is pretty much what you're going to pay but if the character has some kind of elaborate spot/stripe/tattoo/etc design that is crucial to be e…

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GET TO KNOW MY FACE

I saw this on Skee's journal so HUEHUEHEUHEUAHAHAHAAAAAAAA What's your real name? Michael How tall are you? Roundabout 5' 9", give or take an inch What's your natural hair color? Dark brown What's your eye color? Dark brown What's your orientation? Heteroflexible (basically bi kinda? I dunno. It's…

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Streammissions

That's right! I'm getting my face back on the grindstone again. Hooray! I won't be streaming Sunday or Wednesdays, and likely not today either, but you can send notes in with ideas now! More specifics, totally stolen (and modified somewhat) from Wolfkidd (Sorry Mr. W): How you get them: 1) You send…

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OH SNAP

So I have this thing here now! Goodness.