Happy Thanksgiving to all my fellow Americans out there. Whatever your plans are for the day, I hope you have a wonderful time! And if any of you plan to get into all that Black Friday nonsense afterward, be safe, good luck, and you're out of your fucking mind.

As for me, I plan to cook a fairly simple meal, followed up by some made-from-scratch pumpkin pie I spent all day on yesterday and finished off with some shamefully expensive bourbon. Not particularly exciting but it'll do for me.