"No! I can't have you playing EXCITING games like Crisis Core Final Fantasy 7 or Final Fantasy Type-0 upstairs on your TV, because its diversity will offend MUH CHRISTIAN SENSIBILITIES!"

We all know Zack Fair fights a "TL;DR LALALALALA" "demon" at the beginning of Crisis Core.

If you play demon games in a holy house, they'll cause scary spirits to fly out of the TV and all over your house. You can't see them though, but they make ALL the bad bads happen. They could make the apples in your fruit bowl rise up and spin around in mid-air, because logic, add unecessary defiance of the laws of physics!

Be. Gay. Harder. Globally...