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Bobby's Wizard Travels In 99 Seconds by BobbyThornbody

Earlier tonight, Dipper Dipper came across a Facebook post where the idea was to combine the last two games you played into one, and post the result.

For Dipper, this resulted in a cross between Pirate101 and The Stanley Parable, wherein he did a spoof on the opening narration to The Stanley Parable, with elements of Pirate101 as the theme.

It made me laugh so much, I decided to take a shot at it myself -- My last two games I'd played being Wizard101 and Lego Harry Potter.

This left me unsure how to turn it into something funny until I remembered this.

So I set to work, using that as a base for some Wizard101 lyrics to be used with it.

This was the final resulting post:

There once was a pine named Bobby
Destined to be a star
He traveled along the Spiral path
To worlds that are near and far

Hey Bobby, you're a wizard

Bob's in Wizard City
He meets Dips and a Wally wolf
Ambrose then requires him to save Wizard land
Many wizards with their mounts
Hearing spells cast with a shout
The giant tree named Bartleby sends him to the sand

Bob takes his deck
To a sandy speck
Krokotopia's in real danger
Krokopatra hides
A book inside
A ginormous sandy chamber

Bobby escapes the sand
Ending up in a strange land
Bobby sees a dog
He's chasing frogs
But he'll figure out how to lend a hand
He'll use his mount so he can
Chase down the cat that plagues the land
Who just so happens to be in a clock tower
Will this be his darkest hour

Bobby gets sent to a
World full of warriors
New sights to be seen
Oh no
Malistaire's running free
Move fast

Bobby, hurry
Better scurry
Malistaire's back
And the people start to worry, hurry
Cyrus Drake, Cyrus Drake,
What a complete total fake
Leaving the pine to do it all
He is forced to learn to ride
A dragon then to leave behind
The doubts he may have had before
Adventure's waiting behind each door

He must search
High and low from a perch
This watery place
The sharks halt his pace...

There once was a pine named Bobby
Whose deck he kept at his side
But when Malistaire comes to battle him
Can he hold on to his pride

Bobby's Wizard Travels In 99 Seconds

BobbyThornbody

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