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So now that us gay types can marry by Cowboypunk

Anyone know some hetero couples who's marriages I can ruin? As I understand it, the agenda dictates that we are now obligated to seek them out, wed them, and upturn their existing marriages.

So now that us gay types can marry

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    vlcice

    I believe you're also able to ruin the institution by marrying one or more animals, which I've been informed is the natural slippery slope; or just having a big ol' gay orgy. So really you have your choice of alleged depravities.

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      Cowboypunk

      Oh, wonderful! I have a variety of small ferns and succulents I've been wanting to get involved with.

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    CipherAmnesia

    I'm pretty sure you also can make heteros get gay married too. But please only use this power for good.

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      Cowboypunk

      I will wield my power with the utmost care.

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    SpartaDog

    You've forgotten the key piece: the children. You must collect them young and corrupt them from within. Assimilate them. This is after all the end goal of the agenda.

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      Cowboypunk

      Until everyone in the world is gay!

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      Wolfwaffe

      Dude. Not funny single bit. I mean, you're alright there in States and Europe, but here, in holier-than-thou Russland? Everyone fanaticly believe that main goals of LGBT community is to be allowed to have public orgies and make every single child gay.

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        SpartaDog

        Lol I can't tell if you're being serious or not

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          Wolfwaffe

          Sadly, that's how things are here.

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            SpartaDog

            I know that's how things are in Russia but I wasn't denying that? And there are still people in the US and Europe that think that too. I was making fun of the people who think that. It's called sarcasm.

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    Njorunn

    Occasionally, very very rarely, courts get things right. :D

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      Cowboypunk

      Indeed! Only took a handful of decades

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    Viciviser

    I think it's retroactive. All the gay children's parents are actually gay themselves it just takes them a while to come around. My parents must be gay since I am their gay offspring... I know my mom could end up with a hot lesbian wife, but my dad's getting too rough around the edges to find a good hubby. Whatever the case we can all get married to who we want now! Party time!