Anyone know some hetero couples who's marriages I can ruin? As I understand it, the agenda dictates that we are now obligated to seek them out, wed them, and upturn their existing marriages.
26 June 2015 at 21:22:48 MDT
on 26 June 2015 at 21:53:58 MDT
I believe you're also able to ruin the institution by marrying one or more animals, which I've been informed is the natural slippery slope; or just having a big ol' gay orgy. So really you have your choice of alleged depravities.
on 27 June 2015 at 20:46:36 MDT
Oh, wonderful! I have a variety of small ferns and succulents I've been wanting to get involved with.
on 26 June 2015 at 22:24:57 MDT
I'm pretty sure you also can make heteros get gay married too. But please only use this power for good.
on 27 June 2015 at 20:48:07 MDT
I will wield my power with the utmost care.
on 26 June 2015 at 22:55:54 MDT
You've forgotten the key piece: the children. You must collect them young and corrupt them from within. Assimilate them. This is after all the end goal of the agenda.
on 27 June 2015 at 20:49:12 MDT
Until everyone in the world is gay!
on 30 June 2015 at 00:35:40 MDT
Dude. Not funny single bit. I mean, you're alright there in States and Europe, but here, in holier-than-thou Russland? Everyone fanaticly believe that main goals of LGBT community is to be allowed to have public orgies and make every single child gay.
on 30 June 2015 at 08:50:32 MDT
Lol I can't tell if you're being serious or not
on 30 June 2015 at 10:11:28 MDT
Sadly, that's how things are here.
on 30 June 2015 at 14:15:45 MDT
I know that's how things are in Russia but I wasn't denying that? And there are still people in the US and Europe that think that too. I was making fun of the people who think that. It's called sarcasm.
on 27 June 2015 at 07:52:48 MDT
Occasionally, very very rarely, courts get things right. :D
on 27 June 2015 at 20:49:32 MDT
Indeed! Only took a handful of decades
on 3 August 2015 at 14:17:43 MDT
I think it's retroactive. All the gay children's parents are actually gay themselves it just takes them a while to come around. My parents must be gay since I am their gay offspring... I know my mom could end up with a hot lesbian wife, but my dad's getting too rough around the edges to find a good hubby. Whatever the case we can all get married to who we want now! Party time!
on 5 August 2015 at 22:29:21 MDT