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A. What are your favorite smells?
My ratties, fresh mint, burning wood, the damp air smell of oncoming rain, trees, grapes

B. Can you go a whole day without caffeine?
Yes. I try to drink mostly water, but I've been very bad lately.

C. Who knows more about you than anyone else?
Ummm, gee, maybe my best friend? I don't go to a therapist anymore, so yeah, best friend.

D. What song did you last listen to?
Cemetery Polka- Tom Waits.

E. Do you have a crush on anybody?
Not a serious crush... There's a woman who comes into the store sometimes that I am very physically attracted to...

F. Do you like The Beatles?
Uh, some of their songs are okay if I'm in the mood.

G. If you could choose one color to wear for a whole year, what color would you choose?
I guess I could wear blue, but what sort of contract did I enter into to wear only one color for year? Can be varied shades, or just the one color? Would patterns with other secondary colors not be permitted?

H. Do you cook often?
I make a lot of salads, and other cold prep meals.

I. What was the last film you watched? Did you like it?
The Box Trolls-
I needed to unwind and it really did the trick. The stop motion is pretty awesome, and the fanciful style is appealing. Some of the plot points are a bit poorly timed just so they could get it out of the way.

J. Can you sew?
Yes, but I keep that a secret at work, otherwise I will have to deal with customers who think you can learn to sew in a conversation.

K. What is your favorite fruit?
Strawberries, but I'm allergic to them.

L. Are you health conscious?
Fairly. I try to eat well, but I will indulge in bad habits sometimes.

M. Go do the Kinsey scale test, what number result did you receive?
6- though I feel sometimes more like a 5.7... Like if Dieter Laser ever offered I would jump on that. He's my .3

N. Do you curse a lot?
More than I should.

O. When was the last time you had a pint of beer?
Ages ago. I prefer vodka

P. Are you pro life or pro choice?
Choice. I believe in body autonomy.

Q. Is there a certain food you often crave for no reason?
stuffed jalapenos.

R. What was the last book you purchased?
Double Star- by Robert Heinlein

S. Where was your last vacation?
Besides staying home for more than two days? Gosh it's been forever since I had a real vacation, but that would be San Diego CA. though... less a vacation and more spending just the last few days with my grandpapa before he passed away. Thank you for always encouraging my love of comic books and science fiction Papa.

T. Do you shave your pits?
When I have to be around people.

U. Did you ever play seven minutes in heaven?
What is that? googles oh, no. Everyone knows I'm a creep and would never want to be locked in a closet with me.

V. Girls, when was the last time you went out without a bra?
Years ago. It was uncomfortable.

W. Guys, when was the last time you went shirtless in public?
NA ((but if I was a guy, I would probably work out a lot and walk around shirtless a lot))

X. Have you ever broken a bone? If so, how did it happen?
I cracked the metacarpals in my right hand when someone slammed a door on it.
Got knocked over by a door and cracked the illiac crest and the Acetebulum
Moral of the story, I hate doors.

Y. How do you like your eggs?
Under a chicken.

Z. What was your last argument about and who with?
A friend of my uncle's over animal rights. She thinks animal suffering does not matter because they are "just animals". I told her "As a stupid ass cow, you shouldn't be so quick to dismiss the suffering of your cousins!" That's about the nicest thing I could think to say to her.