It took her only 9 days to hook up with her roommate, 9 months to become engaged, and 5 months to make it legal. Inb4 she gets pregnant and falls into her mother's footsteps. (Her mom and dad got married 3 months after they met, had two kids, then divorced.)

It's actually kind of insulting how quickly I was replaced. Before we moved apart, she said she wouldn't let me go so easy, that she'd find a way to follow me out east. But, that all changed after we moved apart. It really makes me wonder if she was lying to me half the time, but then I realize that would take intelligence and planning, and remember that she's just an idiot.
She's a follower, and does what other people tell her to do. She doesn't think for herself. Basically, her role in our marriage was a cum dumpster. Never contributing to the relationship, never helping to build our lives up, just physically present and following whatever I decide, too dumb to actually do anything right on her own.

Before someone says it, no, I'm not mad. I'm just questioning why I married her in the first place. I deeply loved who she was when we first got together, but the Navy killed the girl I loved and left behind a shadow. What I should have done is just tell her that it's me or the military and left her when she abandoned me.

But hey, not my problem anymore. If she wants to be some gross overweight neckbeard's cum dumpster, I'll just point and laugh while I'm building a successful life. :D